Stuff Black People Like

March 3, 2008

#12 Wearing Sunglasses In Doors and/or At Night.

Filed under: Uncategorized — ttboi @ 6:04 am


Oh theres no doubt about this one. This is a newer fad, started by Atlanta rappers a few years ago but has been in practice for a very long time. The original was Corey Hart in the early 80s. Now my father was even wearing these back in the 70’s because he had perscription glasses and had a pair that were tinted. Sure enough that S.O.B. would put them on and wear them all damn night. My old man should have copyrighted that shit. We’d be rich!

Despite the visibility,safety and vulnerability issues (i wouldn’t ever want to get in a fight in a dark club with shades on, you’d catch the ass beating off your life). Black dudes still wear these. Preferably the glasses need to be Dolce and Gabbana or Prada, maybe even Armani but that takes a lot to get away with. These glasses show off your wealth, or atleast how much you could charge up your available $500 of credit on your credit card this month.

Make sure you show off your AMEX black card this weekend at the club.

But watch out if a chick figures out that it’s an american express gift card that you spray painted black. You lose major baller points with that rookie move.

Now I have to warn you that just like any other new fad, everyone is going to start doing this… maybe even your grandmother.

Even crazed chinese communist dictator Kim Jong Ill is reppin the new look.

If you don’t have a pair yet then you need to step the fuck up!

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1 Comment »

  1. now do watermelon

    Comment by scarhand — March 3, 2008 @ 7:03 am


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