Stuff Black People Like

March 3, 2008

#7 Basketball

Filed under: Uncategorized — ttboi @ 3:11 am

Now, I have nothing to knock basketball with. I love it and I’m a white male (like you couldn’t guess that). But shit, let’s go ahead and take a look at every american sport and you’ll see they’re dominated by all black males (we all know hockey was invented by canadians in an effort to invade american culture so we don’t count that). You have Barry Bonds in baseball, Tiger Woods in golf, Randy Moss in football. But here’s the problem with those guys, they’re still good at other sports. So what do you? You invent a sport that you have to be athletic AND genetically blessed with height to be able to play… THUS YOU HAVE BASKETBALL and Lebron James is just killing the game like how Ron Jeremy dominated 80s porn.

I still have this theory that if the early 90s bulls played the 80s Harlem globetrotters, it sure would be a close one. Two of the greatest teams in the history of the NBA. What do you mean the globetrotters aren’t a real team?

Now I understand there are some sports that blacks just don’t care to get in to and I really don’t blame them. I just wish the white race was a little quicker on the uptake. Announcement! NASCAR IS NOT A SPORT!



  1. I had assumed that the popularity of basketball with black people was just a cultural thing that had no particular reason for being other then that it just happened to be. I was informed by a black friend that basketball is popular with black people because many of them grow up in urban areas where there isn’t the space for other sports, but a basketball hoop and surounding pavement takes up much less space.

    Comment by Thom — March 8, 2008 @ 10:05 pm

  2. Very true but we even are great hockey players Jarome Iginla, the Jarome part is a dead give away, is and has been an MVP caliber player for years but they sweep him under the zambonie.

    Comment by yeah but — March 9, 2008 @ 3:59 pm

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