Stuff Black People Like

March 3, 2008

#2 Pitbulls

Filed under: Uncategorized — Tags: — ttboi @ 1:16 am

Here’s a true story, I’m driving around south florida where I live and going through an afrocentric neighborhood. Up ahead of me is a young black child riding his bike in the middle of the street without much caution, over to his right there it is, he sees the ghetto unicorn!!!! The mythical Brendel pitbull, juiced up full of steroids and chained down by a chain that’s probably only used to tow broken down bulldozers. The kid completely ignores my honks and finally he snaps out of his pitbull induced daze enought to give me the middle finger for honking at him trying to save his life.

Now I don’t know what it is that has black people so intrigued and fascinated with these animals that they idolize them like Americans do the Bald Eagle or Japanese people do with Godzilla… but let me ask you a question you don’t have an answer for:

When was the last time you saw a black guy walking a golden retriever?

It just doesn’t happen. Now I see on the news that people are so shocked when an inner city child gets mauled by a crazed pitbull. It’s a horrible thing but you have these ghetto fucks who keep these animals penned up and treated like shit while they get them ready to fight in their next dog fight. These dogs are so aggresive and along comes the first kid walking by their back yard and “Boom!” next thing you know the dog is trying to eat the kid’s head and dry hump him at the same time. Crazy I know.

Here’s a picture of a pit that was rescued by an animal protection agency in Detroit, Michigan.

I have to tell you that I’m not too impressed with the people who get these pitbulls all juiced up and ready to fight? All it takes is some steroids, some dog food and have it drag around a 25 lb. weight… Who gives a shit!?! You’re not the first one to think up this idea… now take my 60 year old mother’s Bichon Frise and teach that little fucker to rip out another dog’s throat…. Then I’ll be impressed!

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2 Comments »

  1. LMAO @ a Pitbull being called a Ghetto Unicorn.

    Comment by Destro — March 8, 2008 @ 7:06 pm

  2. Man the ghetto white unicorn comment was hillarious….it is true black people love pitbulls when we where caged, chained, beaten and labored I guess we must have learned how to break a mans spirt. I guess thats our white unicorn like the white mans unicorn was the 6 ft 200 pound black man that was submisive and a eunich that could work 14 hour days and not complain or rebel and when given an oppertunity for freedom just said “No we should stay Massa good to us he gave us pig intestines for dinner the other day…”

    Comment by yeah but — March 9, 2008 @ 3:21 pm


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